Champs to Chumps

From pub talk column in the London Paper:

Bad week for Man Utd and Chelsea.
I know. Shocking.

And it got worse for Frank Lampard.
What do you mean?

He's been arrested.
What? How come?

They think he was the one who robbed Pepe Reina.
What? Really?

Yeah - 'cos no one can account for his whereabouts after 7.45pm on Tuesday.
Oh. It was a joke. yes, very good.

And you've heard about Utd's sponsor, AIG?
No. Please go on.

Fergie found out what AIG stands for and is furious.
Er, American International Group. What's wrong with that?

It actually stands for Almost In Greece.
I genuinely hate you.

I thought this is a good one, if you get what it means.